Related Resources
Discussion Boards

Interests
Family
Jobs
Pets
Humor
Food/Cuisine
Arts & Photos
Disabled
Interact with Experts
GORP Experts
GORP Guests
online favorites
COMMUNITY
Cowboy Humor

Marshmellows Over Fire

Has life been getting to you lately?
Does it seem as if you are always jumping from the frying pan into the fire?
Your mind turning soft and gooey?
Well, let us turn you onto a little cowboy humor.

"The future has been losing the wisdom of the past ever since the freeway bypassed the corral."

"Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town."
...........An old Western proverb

"Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction."

"A bronc rider should be light in the head and heavy in the seat."

"Broke is what happens when a cowboy lets his yearnin's get ahead of his earnin's."

"Any cowboy can carry a tune. The trouble comes when he tries to unload it."

"When in doubt, let your horse do the thinkin'."

"When a cowboy's too old to set a bad example, he hands out good advice."

"Worry is like a rockin' horse. It's something to do that don't get you nowhere."

"Poor is having to sell the horse to buy the saddle."

"You are welcome here, do as you please. Go to bed when you want to, and get up at your ease. You don't have to thank us or laugh at our jokes. Say what you like, you're one of the folks."
...........A welcome sign at a Wyoming Guest Ranch

Return to * Top



Related West Virginia Trips

Related Mid-Atlantic Trips

Road Trip Guides

National Park Guides

Hiking Guides

Today's Gear Guy

Gear Guides
[from Outside magazine]